One of my biggest fears as a mom is being judged. Does my mother-in-law think her son is a better parent than me? Do my relatives disagree with my infant’s nap routine? Do my seemingly perfect new mommy friends doubt my disciplining decisions? However, I never thought I would have to fear what my baby was thinking, until the day she took her morning bottle and gave me the proverbial “finger”!
Maybe she thought I was doing a crappy job OR maybe, she knew a laugh was exactly what I needed to relieve one of my stressful first-time mommy moments. Want to impress people with your baby bonding skills? Learn 5 things your sweet little bundle of joy may be telling you about your parenting style and more.
Sign 1: He falls asleep on your shoulder.
Translation: You are too boring for him.
Sign 2: Her head falls back when you go to kiss her.
Translation: Hey mom, have you heard of a tic tac, certs, gum, anything?
Sign 3: As she begins to dose off, your voice startles her causing her hands to fly up in the air.
Translation: What the F! I’m sleeping.
Sign 4: His eyes roll behind his head.
Translation: You obviously don’t know what you are doing.
Sign 5: He grabs your nose.
Translation: Your schnoz is too big!